Pet Quotes

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
Cynthia E Varnado

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Ben Williams

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Author Unknown

No one loves you unconditionally as your beloved pet.
Cynthia S. Dobesh

There is something about the presence of a cat...that seems to take the bite out of being alone.
Louis Camuti

Love the animals - God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!
Dave Barry

All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.
Samuel Butler

My most treasured possessions are not things, they are only things, my friends, family and animals are what counts.
Olivia Newton-John

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
Anatole France

The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner.
Hebrew Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Mary Bly

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Ellen Perry Berkeley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones

Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Jacquelyn Mitchard

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
Author Unknown

The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals
Author Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend.
Saying

The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher

We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.
Immanual Kant

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
Albert Schweitzer

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz

It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.
Henry David Thoreau

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard."
Dave Barry

When your cat rubs the side of its face along your leg, it's affectionately marking you with its scent, identifying you as its private property, saying, in effect, '"You belong to me".
Susan McDonough

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.
Edith Wharton

The cat is above all things, a dramatist.
Margaret Benson

A kindly gesture bestowed by us on an animal arouses prodigies of understanding and gratitude.
Sidonie Gabrielle

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.
Samuel Butler

We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.
Anna Sewell

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.
Michel de Montaigne

Beware of people who dislike cats.
Irish Sayings

People use you and pretend they don't, while dogs use you in complete honesty because they have no choice, and they have not an ounce of deceit in their soul nor self-consciousness about any of this."
Roger Caras

I have learned more from my dog than from all the great books I have read. The wisdom of my dog is the product of his inability to conceal his wants. When he yearns to be loved, there is no pouting in the corner. There are no games entitled, 'Guess what is the matter with me'. He puts his head on my lap, wags his tail and looks up at me with kind eyes, waiting to be petted. No professor or sage ever told me I might live a more successful life if I simply asked for love when I needed it.
Gerry Spence

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."
M.Facklam

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty,
and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Garrison Keillor